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Every time I make a decision, I change my mind again. I'll go to Sweden! Oh no, wait I want to go to France. No let's go to Australia, China,Spain,Italy, or you know what, I'll stick with Sweden . Guess that has something to do with the fact that I rush my decisions. Inevitably, that has to do with me having no patience. It makes things quite hard.
How regretfully this sometimes is, how good it is in some occasions. Like with shopping. With your girlfriend. Every guy that ever had a girlfriend, was forced to join in on ahuntforthatcutepairofjeans. And they want it exactly how they imagined it, perfect. They dream of that pair of jeans every single night. They can visualize it, see every small detail in their mind. And these evil female creatures aren't afraid to share this with you. And we don't want to know. Seriously, we don't care.
As we enter a shop together, I feel my brain going to sleep mode already. 'Yeah, that's cute, looks great', I automatically tell her, while watching at the mirror. 'But my ass is so huge...' You get the idea. And it makes no difference what you tell them. 'You always say it's cute!', is the accusation. Like guys give a shit. I really don't care wether those jeans mis a certain detail. I have no clue if this is universal, but I guess it is.
I need just one shop to buy everything. If I see something I like, I buy it. I don't think about it, I just buy. I won't go to an other shop, to see if they have thatoneperfectpieceofcloth. If I can't find it in that one shop that I am in, it wasn't meant to be. It's just faith.
But I know it's stupid. But it's a guy's thing. I can't help it. Every time I went shopping, I realized that I missed all the 'sale' signs. And every single time I see an identical item, half the price. The reason for my impatience probably has to do something with evolution. I love the evolution theory. Imagine yourselves to go back in time a couple of generations, and you're hungry. So you pick up your spear, and exit your cave to look for some game. Why waste time on picking the most nutritious game? Just take the first rabbit you see.
And woman gathered plants, nuts, swamps etc. They had to be sharp. Dangers as poisonous swamps made them more aware what to pick, what to harvest. And now, in the 21th century, it pays of.
This was just some random doodling of the mind,
I'm off!
How regretfully this sometimes is, how good it is in some occasions. Like with shopping. With your girlfriend. Every guy that ever had a girlfriend, was forced to join in on ahuntforthatcutepairofjeans. And they want it exactly how they imagined it, perfect. They dream of that pair of jeans every single night. They can visualize it, see every small detail in their mind. And these evil female creatures aren't afraid to share this with you. And we don't want to know. Seriously, we don't care.
As we enter a shop together, I feel my brain going to sleep mode already. 'Yeah, that's cute, looks great', I automatically tell her, while watching at the mirror. 'But my ass is so huge...' You get the idea. And it makes no difference what you tell them. 'You always say it's cute!', is the accusation. Like guys give a shit. I really don't care wether those jeans mis a certain detail. I have no clue if this is universal, but I guess it is.
I need just one shop to buy everything. If I see something I like, I buy it. I don't think about it, I just buy. I won't go to an other shop, to see if they have thatoneperfectpieceofcloth. If I can't find it in that one shop that I am in, it wasn't meant to be. It's just faith.
But I know it's stupid. But it's a guy's thing. I can't help it. Every time I went shopping, I realized that I missed all the 'sale' signs. And every single time I see an identical item, half the price. The reason for my impatience probably has to do something with evolution. I love the evolution theory. Imagine yourselves to go back in time a couple of generations, and you're hungry. So you pick up your spear, and exit your cave to look for some game. Why waste time on picking the most nutritious game? Just take the first rabbit you see.
And woman gathered plants, nuts, swamps etc. They had to be sharp. Dangers as poisonous swamps made them more aware what to pick, what to harvest. And now, in the 21th century, it pays of.
This was just some random doodling of the mind,
I'm off!
